Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A .. Change.
Q .. What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A .. "Thanks for the refill!"
Q .. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A .. A whine cellar.
Q .. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A .. An Air Bag.
Q .. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A .. A mental block.
Q .. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A .. A wind tunnel.
Q .. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A .. A dope ring.
Q .. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A .. Divorcee'
Q .. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A .. Pregnant.
