NASA Eeperiment...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.



"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"


After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."


They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.


Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.


Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."


The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"


The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

Blondie !!!!!

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?



A .. Knock on the door.


Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?


A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".


Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?


A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.


Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?


A .. A blonde parade.


Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?


A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.


Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.


A .. Third grade.


Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?


A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.


Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?


A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Blondie !!!!

Q .. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?



A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.


Q .. Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?


A .. She lost the recipe.


Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?


A .. With a thought.


Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


A .. The noise gave her a headache.


Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?


A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.


Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?


A .. Perri-air.


Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?


A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.


Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?


A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!


Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?


A .. She missed.


Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?


A .. Data transfer.

Blondie !!!

Q .. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?



A .. The back of her head.


Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?


A .. Artificial intelligence.


Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?


A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


A .. They're both empty from the neck up.


Q .. What does a blonde owl say?


A .. What, what?


Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?


A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."


Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?


A .. To see what was on the other side.


Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?


A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".


Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?


A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?


A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche

Blondie !!

Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?



A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.


Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?


A .. Change.


Q .. What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?


A .. "Thanks for the refill!"


Q .. What do you call a basement full of blondes?


A .. A whine cellar.


Q .. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?


A .. An Air Bag.


Q .. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?


A .. A mental block.


Q .. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?


A .. A wind tunnel.


Q .. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?


A .. A dope ring.


Q .. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?


A .. Divorcee'


Q .. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


A .. Pregnant.

Blondie !

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?



A .. The cow fell on her.


Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose?


A .. Bobbing for french fries.


Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?


A .. She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".


Q .. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?


A .. Frosted Flakes.


Q .. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?


A .. There's white-out on the screen.


Q .. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?


A .. There's writing on the white-out.


Q .. How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?


A .. There is a stamp on it.


Q .. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?


A .. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.


Q .. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?


A .. You can park in the handicap zone.


Q .. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?


A .. It takes too long to retrain them.

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